By Stav

Columbus, Ohio: What a coincidence! Local bad boy and Ohio State Student, Anthony, 21, is also bad at texting.

“Yea, this boy is super bad, and I’m quite into bad boys,” said Jennifer, 21, a potential suitor of Anthony’s. “But it’s often difficult to get in touch with him! I thought this “bad boy” thing was figurative, you know? But not exactly. He rarely texts back, and if he does, he often ignores everything I am saying to ask if he can come over.”

“I wonder if he’s always been this way,” said Tristen, 20, another potential suitor of Anthony’s. “If he’s this incapable of communication, how does he coordinate plans with his friends? I know that happens somehow, as he’s always out with someone? I think?”

All attempts to contact Anthony by our website have been met with no response.