Opinion: Lumpy Space Princess Not A Real Princess

Lumpy Space Princess is not a real princess, and I will not be told otherwise. I may lose support from my family and friends for suggesting this publicly; however, I will not back down from my firmly-held beliefs.

I would like to explain that I have nothing personal against LSP. She is purple, beautiful, and we are friends. LSP has a shining and unique personality, and I would suggest everyone who can gets to know her.

Lumpy Space Princess, despite her name, however, is not a real princess.  I demand that she drop this title from her name as soon as possible. If she does not do this within a reasonable time frame, I will be contacting my lawyer.

Signed,

Stav

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