Lumpy Space Princess is not a real princess, and I will not be told otherwise. I may lose support from my family and friends for suggesting this publicly; however, I will not back down from my firmly-held beliefs.
I would like to explain that I have nothing personal against LSP. She is purple, beautiful, and we are friends. LSP has a shining and unique personality, and I would suggest everyone who can gets to know her.
Lumpy Space Princess, despite her name, however, is not a real princess. I demand that she drop this title from her name as soon as possible. If she does not do this within a reasonable time frame, I will be contacting my lawyer.