Gift Giving: a Guide

by Stav

don’t know what to buy your loved one? don’t worry! this short and simple guide is here to help!

  1. On a budget? Instead of buying your loved one tickets to The Phantom of the Opera, perform the musical in front of them by yourself.
  2. For honest and informed knowledge of the person’s tastes, try calling their ex for advice.
  3. To make sure you don’t buy the person something they already have, follow them around every time they go to the grocery store.
  4. Make the gift personal: when you give them their present, bring up the time they didn’t invite you to their birthday party.
  5. To ensure your gift is the best gift the person receives this year, make sure it’s the only gift by sabotaging their other friendships.

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