Newark, Ohio: You’re brand new to the marching band this year as a freshman flute player. Very exciting! How fast can you convince (okay, there’s not going to be a lot of convincing to be involved here if we’re honest) one of the horny band seniors to date you? Take this quiz to find out!

Question one: What’s your type….. oh nice mission already accomplished! Have fun dating Joey

Stay tuned for next week’s quiz: You’re a freshman in the marching band! How much can you fuck up this low brass sectional before the upperclassmen snitch on you